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The Mining Company Update
Miners of all spellings will be happy to hear that due to new policy changes mining accidents (tragic and otherwise) have been reduced to zero! The Mining Company is a safety-first organization and continues to demonstrate this commitment via semantic management.
Regrettably, mining-adjacent addidents have increased a meger 10,000%.
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TOA Violations
It seems I need to remind certain town residences that, per TOA guidelines (article 3, section 6, clause 4-8), all dewling roofs must conform to the agreed color (#A52135), unless a special exception has been granted prior to construction. - Mayor Vaughn
Tha barn roof is thatched straw. It's that color cause that's what color straw is. I ain't dying straw red.- Farmer Brody
ALL DEWLING ROOFS WITHIN TOWN LIMITS MUST CONFORM TO AGREED UPON GUIDELINES. - Mayor Vaughn
Tha barn ain't in town limits, Vaughn. - Farmer Brody
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The Jewelers Guild™ Annual Gala!
This March the 22nd, join* the Jewelers Guild™ for celebration of craft and profit!
*city-based jewelers only.